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Tales Of A Teenage Err.

Suddenly I See

Name:
teegeearass
Birthdate:
16 February 1987
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Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.





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But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick.


- Tim Burton


AN AMAZING POEM BY purepulp

teegeearass GRABBED UP HER SWORD
AND RAN OUT INTO THE BATTLEFIELD
ALL AROUND HER A VAMPIRIC HOARD
RAMPAGED AND FORCED THE HUMANS TO YIELD

BLOOD POURED DOWN A ONCE DARK STREET
AND THE LIVING BEAT A HASTY RETREAT
FOR MEETING TOGETHER FACE TO FACE
WERE teegeearass AND THE KING OF THE VAMPIRE RACE

"GTFO OF TOWN YOU SKEEZY WHORE!"
SHE SNARKED AT THE ANCIENT OLD BORE
"YEAH! WELL FUUU WE LIKE BLOOD,
AND IT WILL POUR FROM INSIDE YOU LIKE A SCARLET FLOOD"

teegeearass DECIDED THIS WAS BULLSHIT
AND LIFTED HER SWORD TO TELL HIM OF IT
THEY COLLIDED TOGETHER WITH BLISTERING SPEED
EACH FIGHTING FOR THEIR OWN NEED

SHE HEFTED HER SWORD AND BROUGHT IT DOWN LIKE A WHIP
AND THE OLD BLOOD SUCKERS HEAD DETACHED WITH A RIP
"I KILLED YOU NYER NYER!" SHE SKITED AT HIS CORPSE
teegeearass WAS KICK AWESOME OF COURSE.

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